The world as we know it will end December 21, 2012! Luckily you can save yourself and loved ones from the Earth’s apocalypse by booking your tickets now aboard the USS Ark 2012 escape ship. What is the USS Ark 2012, you ask? It is the one and only Earth escape spaceship that will provide safe passage to a new habitable planet in the event of Armageddon in 2012.
Imagine it is December 21, 2012 and you’ve just gotten the news: The world is in fact going to end. What are you going to do now? You’ve only got a few hours, if not just minutes until it’s all over. People are running around like crazies trying to figure out what to do. But you aren’t worried because you booked your Escape Earth Tickets well in advance. You and all your loved ones are safely whisked away to a new Earth-like planet to start new.
- One way ticket (for 1 individual) aboard the USS Ark 2012 Escape Ship to the new world
- Includes one single sleep pod
- Intergalactic Passport ID Card to seamlessly make it through any wormhole checkpoint or space customs
- One way ticket (for 1 individual) aboard the USS Ark 2012 Escape Ship to the new world
- Includes one luxury suite sleep pod with flat screen TV, starlight window, & mini bar
- Intergalactic Passport ID Card to seamlessly make it through any wormhole checkpoint or space customs
- 2012 Guide Book with important facts you will need to know
- Superluminal Travel Card - Gain VIP access to exclusive areas of the USS Ark 2012 including the Officers Lounge, 360 degree Stargazing Deck, and Zero Gravity Room
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